A crying woman

A mother of two has expressed her frustration over her marriage and complained that her husband’s joystick is too small to satisfy her sxual desire. Thus, she went and reported her husband to their pastor seeking the pastor’s advice on what to do to be happy in the marriage. The incident happened at a popular church (name withheld) in Ikotun where the couple worship together. P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the wife simply identified as Caroline married her husband, Chidi some years ago and the marriage has produced two kids. Our correspondent who was present when the matter was being resolved at the church, gathered that the couple met at the church and started courtship before they eventually consummated the relationship with marriage. Meanwhile throughout the courtship, the couple did not enter into any sxual contact except when they meet in the church for service. According Caroline, the church forbid any member who wanted to marry to have any contact before the marriage. She narrated that she lived in her brother’s house until after their wedding before she moved to her husband’s house. She said it was during the honey moon that she discovered that her husband’s joystick was too small, though he is not impotent. “When my husband penetrates me, I do not feel anything because of the size of his joystick,” the woman lamented. She said she has been bearing the trauma since she married and was at a loss on what to do before she went to their pastor and reported her predicament. In response, her husband said she has being complaining that his joystick was too small and he has been trying his best to satisfy her but she kept on complaining and he did not know what to do. The pastor while addressing the couple told them that marriage was for better and for worse and since the wife has found herself in that situation, she has to sacrifice and bear the cross since she has accepted to marry Chidi.


Madam na your cross carry am, how can you marry a man without knowing his sexual prowess? I can’t do it anything I want to buy I must test it to know if it works or not, let’s not deceive ourselves no woman wants a man who can’t satisfy her sexually, but this one is your doing even if it was no sex be marriage you would have size him up one way or the other at least they didn’t say no touching before marriage, you would have use style to use your hand to size him up there’s no harm in doing that, I know it is good to wait for sex before marriage but I can’t because I have to know what am getting myself into, the damage has been done take consolation in the fact that you have children for him at least he is not impotent thank GOD for that, you have to endure because of your children as long as he takes care of you and your children, there are some men with big joystick who can’t even father a child, going outside to satisfy yourself is out of it as it will ruin your reputation and make you lose respect in front of your children and GOD, nothing is hidden in this life no matter how secretive you are one way or the other you would be found out, there are other ways your husband can satisfy you sexually, you can introduce new things like foreplay and blow job who knows you can even find that more satisfying than the actual sex, women generally endure all manner of things in their marriages this particular one is your cross carry it gracefully. Gubi

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